18 Hilarious Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Get a German Shepherd

By Christopher Paul, 12 June 2018

There’s been an age old question we can be asked by others or by ourselves, dog person or cat person? This is usually around the time we decide to get a pet. Should we go for a puppy or kitten? Which one will be more friendly or fun to play with or easier to take care of? All these questions plague our minds when we start thinking about pets.

Even though there are a wider variety of animals and even reptiles to choose from, a dog or cat will be the most playful. Many people choose dog as they are known to be very playful and protective and cats because… well they’re cats.

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Let’s talk about dogs

Dogs are known to make wonderful pets, they are playful, they are adorable and later on they get very protective of their owner and family. We’ve heard countless stories of how dogs saved people, children and also the elderly. The reason they’re used in the police force is because of their loyalty and love towards their owner. They have very keen senses too and are able to smell and hear better than humans.

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German Shepherd

Today’s topic will focus on this particular breed of dog and why it’s not suitable for being a pet in your home. This breed of dog is known to be large, muscular, agile and loyal. This breed of dog is also known for its size, it can stand as high as 26 inches at the shoulder. So, why is it a bad pet? Let’s find out.

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1They Don’t Sleep

Just look at this adorable little baby. Imagine you coming home all tired and this thing won’t let you sleep. Every time your eyes close, it comes back to wake you up, to play with it. You won’t have any peace with this creature.

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2They Are Scary!

They are huge, they are giants, they can scare Big Foot. Who would want such a scary dog as a pet? A pet needs to be adorable and cute. Imagine coming home and this hulking beast just jumping on you and licking all your troubles and worries away.

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3You Can’t Take Them Anywhere

Like what I said before, these dogs are huge and they obey every command. Try taking this on a plane instead of a poodle or beagle. That is going to be a nightmare and think of the people judging and secretly cursing you.

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4They Won’t Help You

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Imagine having a huge dog like that but you still have to do everything by yourself. That’s just more work. What is the use of a dog that can’t do anything to help its owner and especially a dog of that size?

5They Can’t Show Love

A pet, over time, is supposed to love its owner and their family. So, what good is a dog that can’t do it? Imagine having children at home with a dog like this present, that can’t show affection towards the baby and protect it.

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6 They Aren’t Cute

I mean look at it, do you think that is cute? Seriously? Those rabbit-like ears, pearl-shaped eyes filled with innocence and wonder. Those small paws and a face that says “I’m going to lick you till you smile!” Is that cute?

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7They Destroy Everything

Can you imagine leaving this huge beast alone at home with all your important files and equipment? You’ll come home to see your house in ruins and completely damaged. There won’t be anything left and it’ll be entirely this creature’s fault.

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8Did Me Mention They’re Scary?

Again who would want such scary looking, not to mention dangerous dog as a pet? Especially with a family? If you live out in the middle of nowhere alone then sure. But with a family? This scary and dangerous creature?

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9They Can’t Entertain Themselves

You have to constantly play with them or they’ll keep bothering you, you will not have a moment of peace as these animals can’t entertain themselves and constantly need your attention. Playing fetch or do anything with them will be your priority.

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10They Can’t Keep Themselves Busy

Just like the post above this one these animals need constant entertainment. You cannot leave them alone or to themselves. You have to constantly keep them busy. You can’t just turn a TV on and keep food and water and command them to sit then leave for 4-5 hours and come back and find them in the same place.

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11Don’t Leave Them With Your Children

Why would anyone in their right minds leave a defenceless innocent child with a creature this big and scary looking? Why would you even think that is a good idea? They are big, scary, loyal and protective and have shown a sign of intelligence.

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12They Don’t Smile

What’s a pet who cannot smile? I mean how are you going to take those adorable, cute funny pictures for Instagram if your pet dog can’t smile. How are you going to show the family album when there isn’t a single picture of your smiling pet?

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13They Can’t be Left With Other Dogs

These dogs can’t be left alone with other dogs as they playful loveable nature might scare the other dogs away. Their size can be a cause for intimidation. Other dogs might now want to play or be around these dogs.

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14They Have No Weakness

You cannot do anything that will affect these dogs. They are the ‘Superman’ of dogs, which might sound awesome but that’s not the point. It’s an animal that can adapt to anything and isn’t affected by anything. That is scary.

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15They Are Not Cats

Yes, as the title says, these animals are not cats. I mean a cat can be put in a box and it will be happy. Even a smaller dog can be put in a box and it’ll make it its new home but a dog this big? It has to be a refrigerator box.

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16They Are Scared Of Everything!

What is the point of having a dog the size of this that is scared of everything? A dog so huge can’t be scared of anything and be able to protect its owner. It’ll be so pointless having a dog like this that needs to be held at the sound of thunder?

17Did We Mention They Aren’t Cute?

Just look at it. Look at it! How can you call this cute or adorable? How can any see this and feel a sense of awe? This breed of dogs is incapable of being cute even when they are babies.

18De We Mention They Are Dangerous

Why would anyone want a house and family with a dog like this? This could be a danger to you, your family, your society and god! These creatures are hellhounds and are dangerous to everyone. Stay away from them!


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